fake gamers of the week

Fake Gamer Of The Week: Girl Who Stores Game Controllers In Her Underwear

We’ve all been there, Girl Who Stores Game Controllers In Her Underwear. Sometimes, it gets really stuffy. You’re sitting in your apartment in your underwear, playing some video games to make the afternoon go by faster.


Fake Gamer Of The Week: Don't Laugh, She Never Learned How To Use A Couch

She’s a model. She’s a gamer. She’s a nuclear physicist. She’s an incredibly accomplished young woman. She just never learnt how to sit on the couch.



Fake Gamer Of The Week: Rage-Quitting Baby

We’ve all been there, rage-quitting baby. You’re playing a quick round of capture the flag, and there’s this guy on the other team who just won’t stop killing you. And as he does so, he lets loose an unending stream of invective, racial slurs and all manner of other disgusting language.


Fake Gamer Of The Week: Don't Trust The Pretty Redhead, Mr. Orange

Being an orange is hard. You grow up on a tree, surrounded by friends, only to be plucked at your ripest, crated, and shipped off to a grocery store, destined to be devoured by health-conscious shoppers.


Fake Gamer Of The Week: Grandpa Just Saw Aeris Die

Oh, no. Grandpa. That look in your eyes. That clenched grimace. That loose, delicate grip on your controller’s joysticks, as if you aren’t really playing anything at all.



Fake Gamer Of The Week: Little Girl Who Just Found Porn On Her Brother's DS

Oh, Little Girl Who Just Found Porn On Her Brother’s DS. I’m so sorry this happened to you. On behalf of brothers everywhere, I apologise.


Fake Gamers Of The Week: A Couple Too Beautiful For This World

Joy. Bliss. Serenity. It’s difficult, almost impossible to believe that two human beings could achieve such eternal happiness, such unequivocal euphoria. Such… perfection.


Fake Gamer Of The Week: Enthusiastic Guy With Incredibly Supportive Girlfriend

I can’t help but admire you, Enthusiastic Guy With Incredibly Supportive Girlfriend. You’ve really got it going on: great hair, winning smile, clearly very handsome despite your thick designer glasses, nicely chosen prep shirt.