She’s a model. She’s a gamer. She’s a nuclear physicist. She’s an incredibly accomplished young woman. She just never learnt how to sit on the couch.

We’ve all been there, rage-quitting baby. You’re playing a quick round of capture the flag, and there’s this guy on the other team who just won’t stop killing you. And as he does so, he lets loose an unending stream of invective, racial slurs and all manner of other disgusting language.

Oh, no. Grandpa. That look in your eyes. That clenched grimace. That loose, delicate grip on your controller’s joysticks, as if you aren’t really playing anything at all.