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Slime, You Can Drink

Because who doesn’t like drinking something called “slime”?


November 8, 2007
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Final Fantasy Potion Gets Toys

So the new Final Fantasy Potion is out, and it’s only kinda natsy — not really, really natsy. Later this month, the drink will be packaged with random FFVII figurines like Cloud and Sephiroth. Incentive to buy another Final Fantasy Potion, but not to drink another FF Potion! FF Potion Toys


August 31, 2007
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This Fall, Drink FFVII Crap In Tinnies

The best thing about last year’s Final Fantasy potion was not the potion. The potion was gross. The best thing was the blue bottle it came in! This October, the FF Potion is back, but those blue bottles are gone. (There is a special phallic one, though!) Partnering with beverage maker Suntory, Square Enix is releasing Final Fantasy VII Potion in tin cans that feature character artwork. Collectible tin cans! That’s sooooooo early 1990′s. There’s also cans bundled with TRADING ARTS mini figures out in November; these cans will have slightly different art. Still, they are tin cans! And tin cans are blergh.