Reader Trevor H. so casually mentions his girlfriend’s hobby – making plush toys “for every wicked Valve game that comes out” - that this almost sounds too good to be true.
Sega has created the ultimate peripheral for guys too busy gaming to meet women. Meet Ema – Eternal Maiden Actualisation, Sega’s robotic girlfriend. She stands around 18 inches tall and can sing, dance, and totally make out with you. When switched to “Love Mode”, a feature sadly lacking in real life companions, Ema uses infra-red sensors to detect nearby human heads, doling out kisses with her cold, mouthless face.