In Real Life

Gamer Girlfriend Makes Left 4 Dead Cuddly

Reader Trevor H. so casually mentions his girlfriend’s hobby – making plush toys “for every wicked Valve game that comes out” - that this almost sounds too good to be true.


June 20, 2008
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Sega Creates Robotic Girlfriend

Sega has created the ultimate peripheral for guys too busy gaming to meet women. Meet Ema – Eternal Maiden Actualisation, Sega’s robotic girlfriend. She stands around 18 inches tall and can sing, dance, and totally make out with you. When switched to “Love Mode”, a feature sadly lacking in real life companions, Ema uses infra-red sensors to detect nearby human heads, doling out kisses with her cold, mouthless face.