What the hell is that little boy doing to that cow!? It’s okay, he’s saving the world. Hudson Entertainment has just announced Help Wanted, and new game coming to the Nintendo Wii next summer, which tasks the player with saving the world from an impending meteor strike by completing more than fifty different odd jobs, and they do mean odd. I mean, sure, milking a cow isn’t all that odd to someone used to tugging on cow teats, but for the layman it’s a bit off. Other jobs include haunted house monster, clown, sumo referee, sushi master, action hero, and many more. Somehow I doubt video game blogger made the cut, but I can dream.