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Four Months Later The Official Hitman: Absolution Companion App Arrives
It’s all about timing in the companion app business. Some people might tell you that it’s best to get out a mobile application that keeps track of your performance, equipment and the latest right when the game is released — the sort of people who buy milk with their cookies so they can enjoy them at the same time.
How To Play Hitman Like An Idiot Versus Like A Professional
Playing Hitman: Absolution professionally requires a lot of stealth and planning. You scope out the scene, and land your kills in such a fashion that no one will notice.
Learning To Love Easy Mode
A couple of months ago, if I started a new game — no matter what it was — I’d start off on a high difficulty. At the very least, I’d go for normal, but only if it was clear that normal would provide a challenge. I reasoned that nowadays “normal” is geared toward a more general audience which may be less familiar with games than I am. And, more importantly, pssh. Of course I can do better than normal!
This Manages To Make Hitman: Absolution’s Stealth Seem Hilariously Broken
I adore YouTube user Cricken. I don’t understand how he manages to break games the way he does. Here he is playing Hitman: Absolution, making me feel like I put too much effort into trying to be sneaky when apparently Hitman is more hilarious when you’re sloppy about it.
Hitman: Absolution Site Wants You To Threaten Your Friends [Update]
Look, it’s already pretty clear that the folks at IO Interactive like a particularly adolescent style of joke-making, what with the closet-humping and all. But the latest effort at promoting the Square Enix published game invites you to fling their poor taste at your Facebook friends. It’s pretty tacky. Update: Square Enix apologises.
Dress As Adam Jensen From Deus Ex In Hitman
Hitman: Absolution lets players don a variety of disguises. And soon one of those outfits will be the Deus Ex suit. Because if you want to blend into a crowd, what better way to do that than with a futuristic body suit!
The Bromance In Hitman: Absolution Is Hilarious
Hitman: Absolution is, for the most part, a serious game. It’s a great game. But there’s definitely some lowbrow humour at work.
Get A Load Of This Goofy Hitman: Absolution Ice Cream Truck Easter Egg
Hitman: Absolution begins with 47 driving an ice cream truck, so it’s not that much of a stretch that one of the weirdest Easter eggs in the game features the vehicle’s deadly return.
