hitman absolution
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Backhanded Box Quotes: ‘I Wish They Would Do A HD Remake Of Blood Money’
Welcome back to “Backhanded Box Quotes,” a collection of measured, thoughtful criticism from the user reviews of Metacritic.
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Get A Load Of This Goofy Hitman: Absolution Ice Cream Truck Easter Egg
Hitman: Absolution begins with 47 driving an ice cream truck, so it’s not that much of a stretch that one of the weirdest Easter eggs in the game features the vehicle’s deadly return.
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The Nasty Jokes Hitman: Absolution Didn’t Have To Make
Hitman: Absolution is a game that requires a lot of sneaking around, and like most sneaking games, you’ll find yourself regularly incapacitating guards and stashing their bodies. Every time you stash a guard in closet, his body will slump standing up over to the left side of the enclosure.
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Hitman: Absolution: The Kotaku Review
Hitman: Absolution is a wickedly smart, darkly enjoyable video game, one that’s as generous to players as its protagonist is merciless to his victims. You’ll stab, strangle and shoot your way through level after level, sometimes grimacing, sometimes scowling, sometimes laughing. When all is said and done, you’ll probably need a shower.