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For Reasons Unknown, Hollywood Thinks Another Hitman Movie Is A Good Idea
You may remember the Hitman movie. It only came out in 2007. That’s enough time to have passed for Hollywood to have decided it’s time for another one, and this time, according to Deadline, it’s going to be a reboot.
The Greatest Video Game Stealth Stars, Together At Last
Metal Gear, Hitman, Splinter Cell, Deus Ex… so many great stealth games to pay homage to, but what do you do if you want to pay homage to all of them in a single video?
How To Play Hitman Like An Idiot Versus Like A Professional
Playing Hitman: Absolution professionally requires a lot of stealth and planning. You scope out the scene, and land your kills in such a fashion that no one will notice.
Learning To Love Easy Mode
A couple of months ago, if I started a new game — no matter what it was — I’d start off on a high difficulty. At the very least, I’d go for normal, but only if it was clear that normal would provide a challenge. I reasoned that nowadays “normal” is geared toward a more general audience which may be less familiar with games than I am. And, more importantly, pssh. Of course I can do better than normal!
This Manages To Make Hitman: Absolution’s Stealth Seem Hilariously Broken
I adore YouTube user Cricken. I don’t understand how he manages to break games the way he does. Here he is playing Hitman: Absolution, making me feel like I put too much effort into trying to be sneaky when apparently Hitman is more hilarious when you’re sloppy about it.
Hitman Versus Counter-Strike: He Did What With A Broom?
Pitting video game characters against each other in hypothetical battles is not a new concept. Indeed, I’m sure it’s a regular topic of conversation at conventions, in internet chat rooms and at your last Pokemon-themed birthday party.
Old Hitman Games To Get HD Treatment
One crafty NeoGAF forum user has uncovered two Amazon listings pertaining to high-definition re-releases of the earlier games in the Hitman franchise. According to the listings, both Hitman Trilogy HD and Hitman Trilogy HD Premium Edition are slated to arrive January 29 for PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360 respectively.
Every Video Game Would Benefit From A Cat Protagonist
Everyone knows that cats are the kings of the internet. Put a cat on top of anything and BAM. Instant view-count increase.
Hitman: Absolution Site Wants You To Threaten Your Friends [Update]
Look, it’s already pretty clear that the folks at IO Interactive like a particularly adolescent style of joke-making, what with the closet-humping and all. But the latest effort at promoting the Square Enix published game invites you to fling their poor taste at your Facebook friends. It’s pretty tacky. Update: Square Enix apologises.
Dress As Adam Jensen From Deus Ex In Hitman
Hitman: Absolution lets players don a variety of disguises. And soon one of those outfits will be the Deus Ex suit. Because if you want to blend into a crowd, what better way to do that than with a futuristic body suit!
