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Who Will Win the GTA Hooker Pageant?

7:00AM Owen Good | Man, I am on a mission to get Jack Thompson to spam my inbox. I figured anything pairing “Grand Theft Auto” and “hookers” might trigger his impotent, wasted bot-army of letter writers which is, of course, himself alone. GamesRadar has an amusing tribute to one of the most indispensable classes in the GTA franchise, the hooker. I’ll have you know — this is written with as serious a face I can muster — I’ve never killed one. Ever. I consider it a point of pride that I never, even to see the outcome, lowered myself to the top-of-mind stereotype everyone has of a GTA gamer. Nor do I kill the cops. Unless I have 3 stars and have been separated from a burning vehicle. But I digress. More »