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Far Cry 3 And The Stranger In A Strange Land Posters are boring! If you are going to capture savvy Tokyo shoppers’ wallets, you must capture their imagination. What better way than to do that through crazy in-store displays. Later this week, Beautiful Katamari will go on sale in Japan. To whip Akihabara shoppers up into a frenzy, Sofmap has a display case with a katamari made from figurines. Besides the ubitiquitus iDOLM@STER toys, there are figurines of girls wearing sailor uniforms and swimsuits. The sign on the display reads something like:
That’s mine…!! A katamari of evil corruption!!
AKA a big ball of nerd heroin! Close up after the jump.
Flying Xbox 360 and Namco’s THE iDOLM@STER! The above clip is a fan reworking of anime Kiteretsu Encyclopedia‘s opening. The anime was based on a Fujiko F. Fujio manga. (Fujio also created Doraemon, hence the similarities in character appearance.) Kiteretsu Encyclopedia followed a young science whiz named Kiteretsu, who built a robot buddy and travels in time. Hit the jump for the show’s original opening, which is also pretty awesome — even without the flying Xbox 360.
For those living in Japan and for those who own an Xbox 360, good news! Microsoft sent word that Bandai Namco’s popstar sim THE iDOLM@STER is now available as part of the 360′s budget “Platinum Collection” for a mere ¥2,940 ($US 25) starting November 1st. That’s nothing! The game is certified nerd heroin, boasting a million iDOLM@STER items downloaded via Xbox Live marketplace. That’s a not a lot, it’s a shit ton. Surely, enough for an English localisation?
Pure nerd heroin. Don’t think of PC game TimeLeap as a rip-off of Namco’s pop idol sim THE iDOLM@STER. No, think of the erotic PC game as an expansion. For those who missed it, Namco’s THE iDOLM@STER was by no means an erotic game (though, it did have some saucy dialogue and spicy costumes). A Japanese cult hit of sorts, the game did a decent showing on the Xbox 360 in Japan. TimeLeap hopes to capitalise on that. Besides the standard adult scenes of you-know-what, TimeLeap also features characters rendered in 3D much like THE iDOLM@STER. The pop music is pure saccharine, too. Hit the jump for look at TimeLeap.
