e3 2012

What Does A Squad Of Gun-Toting Fetish Nuns Have To Do With Hitman: Absolution?

Teasing tomorrow’s release of the official Hitman: Absolution E3 trailer, Square Enix teases us with an image depicting eight ladies dress in vinyl nun costumes wielding a wide variety of powerful firearms. Could Hitman: Absolution feature the world’s first nun-based online multiplayer? I hope so.


April 4, 2012
In Real Life

I Am An Imagined Journalist

Kotaku AU

It arrived on my desk almost three years ago. Sealed in shrink-wrap, protected by packing peanuts, boxed in brown cardboard, it was never meant to be played. No writer in the building wanted to go near it, no reviewer wanted to play it. As I was about to put it in the communal freebie box, the figurative fly swat of the universe came down on my brain to stop me. I put the game in my bag and took it home.


April 12, 2011
In Real Life

The Pokemon Marriage Proposal

How do you get a Pokemon fan to marry you? Catch her with a Pokeball, of course. [Buzzfeed]

See, it’s Super Effective!


June 18, 2010
In Real Life

Chuck’s A Nintendo Fanboy

Chuck actor Zac Levi checks out the Nintendo booth at E3. Photo from Nintendo America’s twitter feed.


In Real Life

Ryan Phillippe Uses That One Life Well

One life to live? More like 20 Games to Play. This actor looks enthralled. Photo from Nintendo America’s twitter feed.


In Real Life

Stay Behind The Stanchion

Seriously. These life sized Halo Reach statues are too realistic to tempt me to climb over the barrier. As snapped by Stephen Totilo at the L.A. Convention Centre.


June 17, 2010
In Real Life

E3′s Cup Runneth Over

Even though guests are watching a game, not playing one, the World Cup viewing area is one of the most crowded screens at E3.


May 27, 2010
News

Remember, Sonic Games Can’t Please Everyone

As told to Kotaku on August 13, 2009. Just something to keep in mind as you check for updates about Sonic Colors.


History Of Social Games

Social games aren’t new–they’re just games you play with other people.  Social games began about 5000 years ago.  


May 25, 2010
In Real Life

How Jon Favreau Gets Ready To Shoot

As seen on Jon Favreau’s Twitter.