The big screen version of crime series Kane & Lynch keeps losing director after director. According to the Los Angeles Times, the flick has – you guessed it – lost its latest director.
First veteran stunt coordinator Simon Crane was going to direct Kane & Lynch. Now, he’s not. Then, Running Scared director Wayne Kramer was in discussions to helm the picture. Now, he’s not.
Meet Simon Crane. He’s got huge balls. Obviously, we’re not talking about actual testicular size per se – you could have a rhinoceros penis and elephant nards for all I know. No, we’re talking about nerves of steel.