Remember how Doritos were running a game design competition? The winners were just announced. Sorry, that should read “winners”. Because there are no winners here. Only losers! See, Doritos have ignored the dozens of legitimate, and somewhat appealing game design entries in favour of five ideas that range from being rubbish to worse to stolen.

That shot above? It’s from one of the finalists, Rhythum Racing. We’ll assume the typo is intentional. We’ll also ignore the fact his accompanying artwork is a screenshot from Jeff Minter’s Neon project. Complete with Llamasoft watermark.