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Playboy’s Jo Garcia on Madden

7:00AM Owen Good | No, not in THAT WAY. Pwn or Die (the Funny or Die network’s venture into gaming) talked to everybody’s favourite Cybergirl Gamer. She’s insistent that Madden 09 widows/girlfriends will be able to play the game with their significant others and have just as much fun. In fact, Jo’s gonna grab it, and she never thought she’d enjoy a sports title. But the training mode and the dual-difficulty levels for cooperative play sold her. And for you pervs, there’s nothing provocative in this, unless you count the glimpses of the covers of Playboy in the background. Oh yeah, you know you’re looking. I call that the 7-Eleven Eyeball, the scanning “Where is that thing I need” look on your face while you check out the covers of the girlie magazines. Actually, I use that when I’m at the grocery store and looking at Glamour. And Cosmo. And Woman’s World. Dude, the cake on last month’s cover was unreal. Where was I anyway … Jo Garcia Talks Madden 09 [Pwn or Die] More »

Playboy’s Jo Garcia Pwns Wii Fit Girl

7:00AM Owen Good | When Wii Fit Girl did her 3 million hits thang, somehow I knew this was coming down the pike. Because Playboy is the home of Jo Garcia, the Cyber Girl of the Year for 2008 and an enthusiastic and knowledgeable gamer herself. And not only does she have noooo problem wearing much less than naughty librarian glasses and panties, Playboy also has muuuuuch better video equipment and editing. The link is to a version that, while probably NSFW, is non-nude and won’t get you arrested. I can vouch for the fact there is a topless version out there too, and let’s just say she sticks the landing in the ski jump. I’m sure the intrepid amongst you can find that, I won’t be providing it here, aside from the screen shot above. The Perfect Fit [Playboy, non-nude but NSFW] More »