jubblies

New Soul Calibur IV Character, Has Sharp Nipples

8:30PM Brian Ashcraft | The recent issue of monthly manga Shonen Age has a first look at new spiky-bobbie Soul Calibur IV character Angol Fia. She’s was designed by famed mangaka Mine Yoshizaki, best known for creating Keroro Gunso (Sgt. Frog), and Fia is somehow connected to that universe’s Angol Mois. Mois’s mother was named “Tia,” so hrm… Hit the jump for a pin-up style look at Angol Fia, pointy nipples and all. More »

Jubblie Pads Catch Phrased So Perfectly

9:00PM Brian Ashcraft | Boob mousepads are nothing new. We’ve covered that bumpy terrain numerous times before! But this, this is special. Next month, erotic game School Days is getting a boob mousepad that features the ample charms of character Kotonoha Katsura. So what makes this one standout? The knowing catch phrase used in the promotional ad. Hit the jump for that: More »

Wii Boobs (So Old), Dreamcast Moobs (So New)

7:00PM Brian Ashcraft | Know this: Hot Tears of Shame is equal opportunity. Hot Tears of Shame doesn’t care if it’s featuring jubblies or ding-dongs — just as long as it’s embarrassing or shameful. We’ve got two HTOS clips to prove just that! One involves a fat dude in his underwear playing Samba De Amigo, and the other features a naked woman playing Wii Sports. But since we’ve already seen naked women playing Wii Sports (so old!), we recommend checking out the fat dude’s man boobs first. What’s more, the naked lady clip (starring Penthouse Pet Shay Laren) doesn’t really feature that much gaming. We feel kinda ripped off. There is real bowling, though. Oh, both clips aren’t sorta Not Safe For Work, they’re TOTALLY Not Safe For Work. Hit the jump for the shameful and embarrassing clips. More »

Doki Doki Majo Manga Out Dirties DS Game

9:00PM Brian Ashcraft | We’re overdue, it’s been too long. Time for a Doki Doki Majo Shinpan post! The naughty DS game that let players “touch” 13 year old witches wasn’t nearly as dirty as it sounds. That’s what the Doki Doki Majo manga is for! The comic version has been serialised, but now a book collection is on sale in Den-Den Town and Akihabara. It’s not totally explicit, it’s just rather slimy. Gallery after the jump. Proceed with caution! More »

Dead or Alive Mugs With 3D Humps

11:00PM Brian Ashcraft | Dead or Alive isn’t only about fighting. Oh, no. It’s about other things as well. Things like boobs and boob physics. There’s no dead to beat around the bush, we know this, you know this and more importantly Banpresto knows this. An upcoming prize in Banpresto arcade redemption games, Dead or Alive Extreme 2 jubblie mugs will be available in Japanese arcades. Kasumi, Ayane and Hitomi are representative. Hit the jump for an embarrassing hands on impression of the Hitomi mug cup. More »

Wii, Ladies, No Shirts

7:00PM Brian Ashcraft | This isn’t kind of NSFW, it’s totally NSFW and totally After Dark. British lad magazine Nuts has clips of “models” Cara and Kayleigh playing games like Wario Ware on the Wii. Innocent enough! Save for the embarrassing fact that they are not wearing shirts and oiled up. Get this: There are 12 (count ‘em, twelve) shameful Nuts clips. Endless jubblie overkill! NSFW Clips [Nuts, Thanks Sean!] More »

In-Store Jubblies Have Come to This

8:00PM Brian Ashcraft | It must be evolution. In-store erotic game boob displays have gone from this to this. And now, THIS. Those jubblies are promoting embarrassing PC game The Wife Milking Store. What’s more, they are actually a shameful toy. And that red ribbon? Well, that’s a red ribbon. For intrepid travelers, hit the jump for a close-up of said toy. A very NSFW one at that! More »

Like Boobs? You’ll Love Need For Speed ProStreet!

10:12AM Michael McWhertor | The marketing geniuses at, I assume, at EA’s UK offices may be on the receiving end of some advertising awards this year, as they’ve cleverly combined breasts and cars for a recent promotion for Xbox 360 and PlayStation 3 racer Need For Speed ProStreet. The promotion, featuring Page 3 girls Amii and Becky, explores what happens with four breasts are positioned within posing distance of a red Ferrari. We’re still studying the results here at the Kotaku Media Labs, but at first blush, it seems that EA may have something here. We applaud them for being brave enough to think outside the box, looking forward to more bold endeavours from those responsible for this important Need For Speed ProStreet promo. It should go without saying that this is 100% not safe for work. Observe scientifically only when off the clock, as some folks just aren’t ready for something this progressive. Need For Speed ProStreet (NSFW) [Page 3 via Polygamia] More »