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Why Robin Makes Batman Better At least that’s how it, uh, appears. Over at GameBrink, there’s a nice comparison video (embedded here for your enjoyment) between the US version of Resident Evil 4 and the Japanese version. In the latter, Capcom has removed the physics rigs on Ashley’s upper chest, stopping her sweater bunnies from dancing to gravity.
Apparently this video has been around for a few months, but it’s the first time I’ve seen it.
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Computer erotic games getting jubblie mousepads is nothing new. Then again, ero title Voluptuous Women Doctor Enjoy (NSFW) is getting just any old mouse pad, but a rather “real” reproduction of character Mizuki Onda’s ample ampleness. This particular pad is a thirty percent size increase over other boob pads, making this this the most busty erotic gaming mouse pad on the market. It makes the other mouse pads feel bad about themselves! It goes on sale this December for ¥4,995 ($US 44). Extremely embarrassing NSFW pics after the jump. You’ve been warned!
Remember this? Rather, remember these? Sure ya do! Now, you can build your own embarrasing display. That’s right, you too can lovingly craft a saggy Married Women Harem display to impress friends and family. Here’s what you need:
• Sheet of A3-size printer paper • Color printer • Pair of breast-shaped sponges • Bra • Glue • Box cutter • Needle and thread
Breast-shaped sponges? What do breast-shaped sponges look like? Your totally NSFW answer after the jump! (Along with the how-to’s exciting conclusion.)
While Ash is our resident jubblies expert in his Kotaku After Dark segments, we felt it our duty to report that CNET Networks (whom some of you may know better as the parent company of GameSpot) is taking on magazine veteran Stephen Colvin as Executive Vice President of their Entertainment & Lifestyle division. Colvin was formerly at Dennis Publishing where he was behind projects like Maxim, Blender and Stuff. We can only hope that the completely obvious is going to happen, and that the charming, but not so bikinilicious staff at GameSpot will be replaced with coked-out models wearing dental floss modified to resemble soccer jerseys. Hit the jump for a piece of the in-house memo on the topic.
Ed Note: my wife wanted to know what the hell this picture was doing in Photoshop. My explanation was—apparently— not good enough.
Yesterday, some commenters in this thread mentioned that our constant jubblie coverage “wasn’t” fair. Not all our readers like boobs! Some of them love them! Then there are folks who like boomhounds. We thought about feedback long and hard: Those commenters were right. To make amends (hopefully), I’d like to formally introduce the “boomhound” tag and a shameful screen for upcoming PS2 game Koi Hime Musou. That’s the tentative title! Originally on the PC, the game is a love adventure title set during China’s Three Kingdoms era and features new CG just for the PS2 version. While the game doesn’t look big on historical accuracy, it does look big on other things. That, if you dare, after the jump.
Koi Hime Musou [Famitsu]
Mature-rated Conan for the Xbox 360 and the PS3 feature rampant boobs. Just about every level has a topless damsel in distress that needs to be saved. After freeing them, the lady says, “Let me repay you” and Conan kinda stands there for a moment. The developer says “no,” but there’s gotta be a shameful Easter Egg, there’s gotta.
With all those erotic PC games released in Japan, how’s a company supposed to stand out? Hint: Make the game tangible. On the fifth floor of Akihabara Sofmap, married women title Married Women Harem ~This is the Married Women Paradise Inn~ does just that! Instead of just leaving a stack of fliers and info about pre-ordering, there is a display to entice costumers to pick up the game’s literature. We’ve seen this before: Here, for example. That doesn’t mean one still can’t marvel at this game promotion wizardy! Embarrassing jubblies safely placed after the jump.
Kotaku After Dark readers, top heavy avatars incoming! PC game Oppai Slider 2 (yes, it’s a sequel!) lets players create massive jubblies and then seal the deed. As far as I can tell that’s about it. Here’s the game’s flow chart: Start, choose character, choose player, “slider” (boob customisation), sex scene, ending. There’s something refreshing about how blunt this game is. That, and something very, very naughty. There are way too many shameful patch-enabled clips of “unlocked boob limits” after the jump. Apparently far more freakazoid than the actual game stuff. There’s floor cleaning, too! Click at your own risk!!
Hey, I’ve seen those clothes before. That’s Kasumi from Tecmo fighter Dead or Alive. Doujin circle C-CUBE put out a game, this non-Tecmo NSFW game, during the past and have also released a CD of “100 simulations of boob action voice” as well as 14 of the game’s songs. What does those “boob action voice” simulations sound like? Dunno! But here’s a sample:
AaAaAaAa,Nnn
Kyunnnn
Dyuuuuu, jyuuchuu
NAAAAAAaaaaaaaa!
So sexy! Of course, these are uttering during various “simulations” like squeezing, biting and poking. For those who haven’t had enough (and who has really?), the CD’s backside is right after this.
These gentlemen are not taking this lightly. This is a human feeding frenzy. They’re taking snaps of a QR (Quick Response) Code, an advanced type of barcode found all over the place in Japan. Why the snaps? The QR Code can carry data, so as soon as they take this pic, their phone will read it and be sent a new wallpaper image. Of the lady with the enormous norgs to their right. And it’s been that busy all day, every day.
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