Never mind that Kane & Lynch 2: Dog Days was first released nearly two years ago (or that it was a bit of a turd), one lawyer in China sure is pissed.
Do you have what it takes to get a review published right here on Kotaku? Andrew does, as he pulls on his wifebeater.
If you missed out on the preorder bonuses for Kane & Lynch 2: Dog Days, fret not! Square Enix is more than happy to sell them to you as part of three packs of downloadable content going on sale today.
Last week we offered a copy of Kane & Lynch 2 and a hoodie worn in-game by Lynch to ten Kotaku readers who could recreate a Kane & Lynch style screenshot. Here’s the mess you created.
Don’t worry, I highly doubt the murderous psychopath Lynch was directing the question towards you in the latest ultra-violent trailer for the upcoming Kane & Lynch 2: Dog Days.