In Real Life

How To Avoid Hating People (Even If They Wear The Wrong Colour)

Many ruder-than-scientific words exist for “homosexual”; the faceless internet crams my inbox with them every day. Usually, they’re in YouTube comments.


March 24, 2012
Nintendo

Kid Icarus: Uprising’s Awesome Menus Require 11 Minutes Of Your Attention. Trust Me

Kid Icarus: Uprising as a game? Very good. Kid Icarus: Uprising as a thing to put on a stand? Eh…


Nintendo

Kid Icarus: Uprising: The Kotaku Review

How much to we value weirdness? How much weight do we place on eccentricity? There are so many video games that are essentially retreads of the same old tired space; it can feel so nice to see a game that, even while following the same basic formulas as its brethren, does so with enthusiastic weirdness.


March 21, 2012
Nintendo

Did Nintendo Just Create Better Words For ‘Multiplayer’?

If you thought the word “multiplayer” was a good way of describing the thing you do when you play a video game with friends, please consider the word “together”.


March 20, 2012
Nintendo

Behold: Nintendo’s Most Pointless Peripheral In Years

I possess an official stand for my Nintendo 3DS.


Nintendo

Kid Icarus Two-Player

Kid Icarus: Uprising is Nintendo’s big 3DS game of early 2012. Hyped since the early days of the 3DS as one of the major titles for the system, we’ve now been able to play the finished game.


March 11, 2012
Nintendo

Don’t Like Eggplant? Kid Icarus: Uprising Will Deep-Fry You With The Tempura Wizard

Nintendo published a new trailer for the 3DS title Kid Icarus: Uprising a couple days ago.


January 20, 2012
Nintendo

Kid Icarus: Uprising Is Totally Finished

According to game designer Masahiro Sakurai, Uprising is finished — or, as they say in the game industry, “it’s gone gold”. Read Kotaku impressions of this “gaudy, goofy, surprisingly hardcore shoot-’em-up”.


Nintendo

Kid Icarus: Uprising Is A Surprisingly Hardcore Shoot-Em-Up

When Nintendo announced Kid Icarus: Uprising at last year’s E3, I remember the enthusiastic response from the crowd. “Hooray!” they said. “A new Kid Icarus game!”


January 16, 2012
Nintendo

American Box Art Makes Kid Icarus Look Angrier Than He Should

I…just…you know…sigh. Whatever. Stuff like this won’t stop anyone from buying Kid Icarus on 3DS. But stuff like this does make me wonder who the hell is getting paid to make pointless decisions like this.