In Real Life

Porn Star Gives Gamecrush Something To Think About

I won’t link to them, but you should just…know, there are plenty of porno flicks based on movies, books and comic books. But video games? There’s some, but not many. One porn star would like to change that.


November 11, 2008
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Finally, You Can Put Panties All Over Your Wii

Normally, these console “skins” (aka stickers) are designed to make your console look fuckin’ bad ass. You know, like it was made of human skulls or borne from the heart of a dying sun or like the pimped out hoopty you can’t realistically afford. In some cases, you just want to shout from your entertainment centre “The South will rise again!” via your Confederate flag.


July 10, 2008
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The Market Is Finally Ready For Wii Remote Dildo Peripherals

They’re to be sold by a company by the name of oioo. No idea what games could ever support this. They come in his & her’s varieties. Or her’s and her’s. Or his and…look, we’re still a little unsure about the one on the left. It looks like it will cause injuries. And not the type that break a television. The type that makes medical textbooks, the type nurses and paramedics will joke about for years to come.

ooio [via Gizmodo]


June 24, 2008
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See Snake Bake A Cake

Snake, cake, a children’s book and a naughty ending? For Kotaku After Dark? Why, it couldn’t capture the spirit of the times better if it had a Zeitgeistmatron 3000. Called “Snake Bakes a Cake”, it’s the work of both Ms. Anne Moloney & a Mr. Foley, who somehow manage to take a charming story about baking a cake and turn it into (mildly) erotic, illustrated Metal Gear fan fiction. Being (mildly) erotic, anyone aghast at the thought of seeing Snake’s derrière should probably not click through.

Untitled [Spinooti]