Review Round Up: No Love Lost

What a week for Kotaku reviews! There were nine of them – 10 if you count Owen Good’s impromptu review of the KFC Double Down “sandwich”. Read on for our scoreless reviews of Nier, Alan Wake and much, much more.


May 1, 2010

Review Round Up: A Well Oiled Machine

From the streets to the skies, it was a week of Kotaku reviews that had a historical streak, with games set in medieval, Old West and feudal Japanese periods, as well as one very modern beanbag.


April 17, 2010

Review Round Up: That Guy Is Poison

I believe it was the poet Bell Biv DeVoe who said “Never trust a big butt and a smile.” But one thing you can trust? Kotaku reviews. So let’s review what video games, movies and hardware we reviewed this week.


April 10, 2010

Review Round Up: Comprehensive Kasumi Coverage

This week’s batch of reviews proves that no site covers games prominently featuring women named Kasumi like Kotaku. Which Kasumi-starring experience, Mass Effect 2: Kasumi – Stolen Memory or Dead or Alive Paradise, did we dislike less? Find out!


April 3, 2010

Review Round Up: Downloads & Upscales

It was a week full of reasonably and unreasonably priced downloads, upscaled Wii games, and one game that was about making your own games. It was a week in Kotaku reviews that we’d like to get caught up on.


March 20, 2010

Review Round-Up: Yakuza Greed, Street Fighter Max

With the use of some red ink and some blue ink, we reviewed some video games this week. Links to the results are below. How’d we do?


March 6, 2010

Review Round-Up: Zombie Alice Mega Toys

What freaks out an old-school gamer more, a Sonic kart-racer or a Mega Man with an easy mode? We have reviews of those games and more, plus too unoriginal movies, all subjected to our subjective blue-and-red judgments this week.


February 20, 2010

Review Round-Up: Week Over, Man! Week Over!!

Stop your grinnin’ and drop your linen, because this week’s batch of original Kotaku reviews is in the pipe, five by five. I’m not sure what that’s supposed to mean, but hey, we reviewed Aliens Vs. Predator this week.


February 13, 2010

Review Roundup: Heavy Bioshock Vs Capcom… In Hell

You would have thought it was Christmas or something. We sure did review a lot of big games this week. We said they were mostly good, but you didn’t all believe us.


February 6, 2010

Review Round-Up: More MAG, Tower Defence, But No More Heroes

Some reviews we ran this week made people angry. Well, honestly, some of the reviews made us angry too.