Alright, the draft is over, and you are bitching about the picks and touting your own, which is what I had in mind all along. But now we’re going to Grade the Draft, as the NFL analysts like to do.
Today is the NFL Draft. Yep, right, I don’t care either, and I am a sports fan. Instead, we’re going to hold the inaugural Kotaku Video Game Draft. Because if you’re going to spend three hours indoors today looking at a screen and pondering a trivial event for a shoulder-shrugging, what-did-that-prove result, you might as well do it up right.