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Kicking Off Kotaku Presents: Lisa Foiles
Hey guys! Lisa Foiles here, kicking off my month-long season of content on Kotaku with a comedy sketch starring SMBC Theater’s Jon Brence. In this true-to-life documentary, you’ll witness many of my ideas getting hastily shot down by Jon before he realises they’re actually brilliant. Reminds me of the time I crept up behind Tom Clancy while he was writing Rainbow Five and said, “No, no. Make it Six.”
Oh, The Pageantry! My Unofficial E3 Awards
I’ll admit, after watching the E3 2012 press conferences at home on my couch while drinking Heineken and using a spray bottle on my eight-week-old kittens every time they used my scalp as a scratching post, I didn’t have high hopes for the show floor. No Fable 4? No God of War 4? No Dreamcast 2? Pffh. Yawn.
The Konami Code Shows Up In The Strangest Places
There are misdemeanours I have committed in this life, I’ll admit it. For example, I recently got a ticket for jaywalking and it cost me $US200. For jaywalking. I’m still very angry about this situation and am actively devising a plan to exact revenge on the LAPD, and guess what! Now you’re all accomplices.
There Are No Brunettes In ‘Miyamoto’s Angels’
This four-star send-up by The Game Station is clever any day of the week, and especially timely given whatever the hell it was that just took place in the past 24 hours.
New Life+: If Life Were A Game, How Would You Replay It?
How Video Games Changed Me
What You Really Missed At E3 2011
If there’s one thing I don’t want to talk about regarding E3, it’s video games.
