PC

Choose Your Own (Goofy) Max Payne Video Adventure

Max Payne 3 does a lot of things right — from the relentless, blood-soaked gunplay to HEALTH’s astonishing soundtrack.


May 25, 2012
In Real Life

Max Payne 3′s Astonishing Soundtrack Flattens The Competition

Hot damn, am I enjoying Max Payne 3. Though… well, “enjoying” might be the wrong word for it, you know? It has me in a vice-grip, and every time I play I find myself locked in a tense, curse-shouting battle with the deadly enemies inside of my Xbox 360.


May 20, 2012
Xbox

Max Payne 2 Download Now Working On Xbox Live

Whatever was bothering the Xbox Live Marketplace download of Max Payne 2, which some purchased to brush up on the series during Max Payne 3‘s release week, the problem is now over. Users report the title now downloads fully, which I just confirmed for myself.


May 18, 2012
Uncategorized

Uncovered Vehicle List In Max Payne 3 Reads A Lot Like A Grand Theft Auto Fleet

Someone on GTAForums.com pried apart the files inside Max Payne 3 and found a vehicle list shot through with callbacks to past makes and models from the Grand Theft Auto series.


News

Wounded Galatian: Max Payne 3′s Soccer Mission And Its Fictitious Team

This only marginally qualifies as a spoiler alert, because if you’ve played Max Payne 3 for longer than 20 minutes, you’ve encountered this mission already. It revolves around a shootout in the locker room of the Galatians FC in Sao Paulo, Brazil, which, as a quick internet search plus common sense reveals, ain’t a real team.


May 17, 2012
In Real Life

Hey, Look At These Max Payne 3 Postcards

Max Payne 3 throws a lot of highly stylised violence at you, and almost all of it is beautiful to look at. But you’ve got to keep moving through Rockstar’s latest release in to order to get Max the answers he desperately craves, which means you can’t necessarily enjoy the ambiance as much as you’d like.


Xbox

Max Payne 2 Firing Blanks On Xbox Live

Now that Max Payne 3‘s out, maybe you figured you’d catch up with Max Payne’s drug-addled life by playing through the character’s previous games. A great thought!


May 16, 2012
PC

Max Payne 3′s Kill Shots Are Expectedly Violent But Strangely Artistic

I’ve seen quite a few slow-motion CGI kill shots in my life, really. That’s part of what it is to play a game featuring guns, in the modern era: you take a shot, and you spend a moment with time slowing around you, watching blood and bone part ways.


In Real Life

And So It Was That My Ancient Max Payne Mousepad Came Full Circle

Today, Rockstar was kind enough to send me a copy of Max Payne 3, along with some very (but cool) promotional swag. A bullet keychain, a t-shirt with some bullets on it, another bullet in a box and… a pill container. Also, a nifty ashtray that I could probably melt down and make into bullets.


May 15, 2012
PC

Max Payne 3 Unloads Both Barrels Into Game Critics And They Just Won’t Die

Just when he thought he could lose his tragic past in a booze and pill-addled haze, Rockstar Games drags Max Payne out of retirement for a third series of unfortunate events. If I were him, I’d go after them first.