This is innocent enough.

This just seems painful.

And cruel! Sadness.

The game also offers widespread, 3-D and even webcam face tracking. Check out the game’s real time trailer, but note that it’s probably NSFW. You’ve been warned.

イリュージョン『リアル彼女』プロモーション動画 [オレ的ゲーム速報＠刃]

In this short online promo clip title “Rio’s Film Set! Part I?”, there’s a short street interview with the blue movie actress by Noa Mizutani — questions include, are there lots of men at the filming and do you get nervous before your “performance”. Rio replies that there are female staffers, but it’s mostly men. She does get nervous before her “performance”.

The question about her “performance” has a double meaning, since the word “honban” can mean the sex act. And she’s a porn actress. GEDDIT?

Mizutani then visits the set, where at the end of the clip, she goes “wow” and then asks if this is honban. Stay tuned for further wink-wink, nudge-nudge from the folks at SEGA.

Rioの撮影現場！ 前篇？ [Official Site]

This image here is raising eyebrows (raising cat ears?), and making some on the Japanese internet note that the game is pushing the boundaries of CERO D and wonder if the game should have been released as CERO Z — the equivalent of the OFLC’s R18+ rating. Here’s why:

More screenshots on the game’s Xbox 360 site. Some NSFW.

『タユタマ』におけるXbox360のCEROレーティングDの限界 [オレ的ゲーム速報＠刃]

English Russia reports that:

“it was impossible to put an attention of those hopeless men off. The game was drawing to a close and the ladies were sweating as much as they could, but the eyes of the tough players were nailed to the screens tight.”

In the matchup, the team forZe bested rival Virtus.pro.

I pulled ten pics from English Russia, galleried below. There are tons more at the link.

Hot Gaming [English Russia, thanks to Kevin!]

The site’s official blog calls Bayonetta’s revealing hair moves “erotic”.

“This right here is high-grade peeping!” says staff blog. And if anyone knew high grade pooping, it would be V — make that peeping.

V（ヴィ）スタッフブログ [NSFW via スピードネーター]

Previously, it was revealed that the game would have unlockable costumes like a P.E. uniform. Tomorrow Bayonetta will be released in Japan.

『ベヨネッタ』コスチューム集、チアガール姿もあり [オレ的ゲーム速報＠刃]

Besides appearing in Sabra (think Maxim for Japan), she’s also getting her own boob mouse pad. Once again, the 32-year-old is claiming to be 23. Lies!

この人どこへ向かおうとしてるんだ・・・自称23歳”エロカワ声優”たかはし智秋のおっぱいマウスパッドが発売決定 [はちま起稿]

That’s right, pantsu. Those who have seen art for the game probably spotted this right quick.

The figure will be bundled with Fate/EXTRA when it is released in Japan next March.

『Fate／EXTRA』セイバーの衣装がスケスケでパンツ丸見えなんだが [チラシの裏でゲーム鈍報]

According to Maxim, the two “real life hotties” Alleykatze Alex Stein and Victoria Johnson have “lent their sexy curves to their video game counterparts” in Dragon Age: Origins, giving you something to think about during loading screens or just before bedtime or really whenever you feel like it. And Maxim has exclusive shots of all this real life hottieness.

It’s a tactic previously employed by the folks at BioWare, who tapped…err…employed the likeness of pretty person Jillian Murray for Mass Effect’s Liara T’soni.

Exclusive: The Girls of ‘Dragon Age: Origins’ Photos [Maxim via Dtoid]

I have nipples. You have nipples. Even Jin, too, has nipples. This character does not have nipples. Why?

“I’m sorry to say,” said the game’s producer Ayako Nishimura, “but on the home console version, the nipples were completely retouched.” So those nipples below? Poof, gone, bye bye!

Nishimura talked about the “check” from various platform holders to see if content was suitable. “The DS and PlayStation check were very strict,” she says. “We had to change things over and over again and have the game re-checked.” For example, she continues, a scene where the character was for no real reason in short school athletic shorts was nixed. “But Microsoft”, she continues, “was relatively lenient.”

The game features a bevy of girls with large breasts eyes who personify various military vehicles (tanks, planes). Since the game is attempting to be AN INCREDIBLY ACCURATE portrayal of World War II, it features characters from the various warring factions like America, Russia, Great Britain, Japan, Italy and Germany. All this is in the name of accuracy — truly bizarre accuracy!

The game originally debuted on the PC back in December 2007 and seems to be trying to capitalise on the success of military sci-fi franchise Strike Witches. So we’re not sure exactly how original this really is.

『萌え萌え2次大戦（略）2[chu〜♪]』のチクビについて聞いてきました [オレ的ゲーム速報＠刃]