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Church Bribes Attendees With 3DS And Other Electronic ‘Crap’

Elk River, Minnesota Pastor Eric Dykstra has “no problem bribing people with crap in order to meet Christ”, which is why hitting up The Crossing Church for Easter Sunday services could win you a Nintendo 3DS.


August 25, 2010
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Vikings Long Snapper Is Pissed He’s Not In Madden

Pity the poor long snapper – the special-teams player who, unlike the kicker, both gets dirty and speaks English. Also, unlike the kicker, he rarely shows up in Madden NFL. Cullen Loeffler hasn’t made the game in seven years.


July 1, 2008
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Minnesota Pays For Unconstitutional Game Law

The Entertainment Software Association wants Minnesotans to be outraged, and maybe they should be. After the state pursued an obviously unconstitutional video game law in 2006 that sought to penalise minors who purchase or rent M or AO rated video games, the ESA was forced to challenge the law. They were successful, and the state had to pony up $AU 68.31,000 in legal fees to the ESA for their effort. “Minnesota’s citizens should be outraged at paying the bill for this flawed plan. Minnesota’s public officials ignored legal precedent and instead pursued a political agenda that ultimately cost taxpayers money”, said Michael D. Gallagher, CEO of the ESA, which represents U.S. computer and video game publishers. “Courts across the United States have ruled consistently that video games are entitled to the same First Amendment protections as other forms of art, such as music and literature”.

The full press release, which can be found after the jump, is basically the ESA’s way of saying don’t f*** with the video game industry. Damn straight.