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Why Robin Makes Batman Better The UK’s live-action Mortal Kombat Vita ad campaign continues, swapping out Kitana for another of the game’s femme fatales and making a poor model navigate treacherous terrain in the least-sensible shoes imaginable.
Sub Zero, in whose head it’s always 2003, plugs into the Matrix just to kick Neo’s arse.
Play anywhere, dressed scantily. Mortal Kombat Vita is coming to the states on May 1, at which point we’ll see an influx of alien ninja women scaling skyscrapers and posing.
There’s a common complaint with a lot of nerd rappers, and it’s one I for the most part agree with: that weak production and sloppy rhymes often get a pass because of the subject matter.
I have some fond memories of my Game Gear. I loved that giant hunk of sexy black plastic so much that I forgave its terrible battery life and the other aspects that led to its financial failure.
The original Mortal Kombat had such a distinct aesthetic. It was just the digitised character models, it was the way they moved and interacted with one another — so clunky, stiff, unnatural. This fan-made Mortal Kombat parody vid just completely nails that feel!
Last year Mortal Kombat was Refused Classification. Warner Brothers, the local publisher, then resubmitted the game and it was Refused Classification again. Now, surprise surprise, Mortal Kombat: Game of the Year Edition has also been RC’d.
Let’s see who we’ve got representing Earthrealm in the Mortal Kombat tournament, in which the fate of the entire planet hangs in the balance. We’ve got a god, that’s always good. A cybernetic special forces commado; sure, I’ll take that. A mall cop? Pass.
In the eternal struggle between man and lunch, there can be only one victor!
