In Real Life

The Real Story Of ‘Chickey Cantor’

Well, I blew it. Monday Night Combat and Uber Entertainment dropped a story with perfect Easter ties in everyone’s lap on Friday, and I missed the point. Chickey Cantor, the crazy clucker you can rodeo-ride for big buxx in the game’s new title update, is not in fact named for Monday Night Combat P.A. Mickey Cantor. He’s named for a chicken named for Monday Night Combat P.A. Mickey Cantor.


March 23, 2011
News

Video Games Not Worth Stealing Your Mother’s Painkillers Over

A 34-year-old woman in Portsmouth, New Hampshire, today received a one-year jail sentence (suspended to one and a half months) for convincing a nine-year-old to steal his mother’s Percocet in exchange for a video game. If only she had known.


August 4, 2010
In Real Life

Kid Bribed With Video Games To Steal Drugs, Say Cops

Kids, if someone promises you a video game! if you let them borrow a bottle of mum’s pills without telling mum, that’s bigtime STRANGER DANGER and you need to tell McGruff the Crime Dog.