In Real Life

Forget Cocaine, This Rocker Splurged On Game Consoles

Former Oasis singer Liam Gallagher (above, cardboard) spent much of the 1990s under a blizzard of cocaine. Now, he’s older. And apparently buying toys.


September 23, 2011
News

Coming To A Sporting Event Near You: Angry Birds

Hit iOS game Angry Birds has a wide variety of fans that range from talkshow host Glenn Beck to singer Noel Gallagher. Everyone likes Angry Bids!


September 2, 2011
In Real Life

When You’re A Rock Star, You Snort Cocaine Off Space Invaders

Noel Gallagher, the former Oasis songwriter, probably doesn’t remember most of the 1990s. He was out of his mind, doing drugs — maybe even doing them off a glass top Space Invaders arcade cabinet.


August 15, 2011
News

One Of England’s Biggest Rock Stars Blames Games For Riots

The reason for a city’s youth rioting for days are no doubt complex and many. But, hey, let’s blame video games, because that’s exactly what rocker Noel Gallagher is doing.


July 23, 2010
News

Would You Like To Sing With Robbie Williams?

Robbie Williams, whom Noel Gallagher once called “the fat dancer from Take That“, is returning to boy band Take That. He is also releasing a music game.


January 30, 2009
News

Guitar Hero World Tour Finds Oasis Today

Guitar Hero World Tour owners thirsty for new content can drink in Oasis’ latest, as Activision has made Dig Out Your Soul available as downloadable content. What can you look forward to?


January 28, 2009
In Real Life

Noel Gallagher Once Again Talks Arse Goblin Humping

Previously, Noel Gallagher said Guitar Hero was better “than somebody getting their fucking head chopped off with a samurai sword while getting fucked by a goblin up the arse with a laser.” Eloquent!


September 4, 2008
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Noel Gallagher Says Guitar Hero Is Better Than Arse Goblin Humping

Besides writing songs and playing for British rock band Oasis, Noel Gallagher is a walking quote machine. So, you’d think he would have an opinion on something like Guitar Hero. Well, he does: If it puts little plastic guitars into kids’ hands and fires their imaginations, I think that’s a good thing. It’s harmless fun, innit.

I’d rather that genre of video games than somebody getting their fucking head chopped off with a samurai sword while getting fucked by a goblin up the arse with a laser. Do you know what I mean?

Um…

Noel Gallagher: exclusive interview [Music Radar via CVG]


July 5, 2008
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Oasis Guitarist Reckons Violent Games Cause Knife Crime

The recent increase of youth crime has Oasis songwriter Noel Gallagher. Eighteen teenagers have been murdered this year so far in London, and the Metropolitan police have set up a dedicated task force of 75 officers to combat crime. And the cause of this crime? According to Gallagher:

I was up in Liverpool for a week a couple of weeks ago and even on the news there it’s every single night… People say it’s through violent video games and I guess that’s got something to do with it. If kids are sitting up all night smoking super skunk [cannabis]and they come so desensitised to crime because they’re playing these video games, it’s really, really scary.

Wouldn’t these kids not having jobs or getting an education have more to do with it?

Oasis star wants action on knives [BBC via Binge Gamer]