As threatened, GameSetWatch columnist Matt Hawkins has reviewed the American premiere of Oneechanbara, which had its American debut at the New York Asian Film Festival. Hawkins looks at it from a different perspective from the review we linked earlier — that of a person who was awake and actively watching the film. It’s exhaustive, but for those who want a quick summary, Hawkins, at one point writes on whether the movie is good or not, “Define ‘good.’”

He also writes “exposed breasts” which has us firing up the Netflix queue.