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Far Cry 3 And The Stranger In A Strange Land Japan’s Nikkan Spa recently posted images of a Chinese “RoboCop” “patrolling” the streets. Despite looking humanoid, the “RoboCop” in question was far from a robotic police officer. They also look nothing like RoboCop. RoboCop will shoot you in the face. These will not.
“A man destroyed a game console and escaped by car,” the caller told cops. What started as a routine police call turned into much more, with the suspect evading 30 patrol cars. All over a broken game machine!
And you thought browser game tweets were irritating? Japanese adult game studio Tech Arts 3D developed the Onacon, a USB controller peripheral than runs on computer power — and that you put your ding-a-ling in.
Joerg Sprave doesn’t just build slingshots, he builds them and then shoots (slings?) them. His latest creation? A slingshot that will look familiar to any One Piece fan.
In my day, I’ve seen loads of unboxing videos — you know, those clips in which people remove products from, well, their boxes. I thought the strangest one I’d ever see depicted shirtless fat men unboxing Skyrim. I was wrong.
YouTube user KillaKarisma realised something. Give him a few minutes, and he’ll tell you about the time he saw a Chinese man set a paper on fire with only his hands and about how you, yes you, can become a Super Saiyan. Just like he did.
If you think being married to people is hard, try being married to a cardboard person and then globetrotting around with your better half. Your better cardboard half, that is.
