In Real Life

Two Weeks And One E3 In Betabrand Couch Commando Cargo Pants

I’ve never worn a pair of prototype pants before. But Betabrand, the San Francisco-based company who makes sweatshirts designed using DARPA technology or pants designed to let you eat a lot of food, decided to send me the very first pair of their new “Couch Commando” cargo pants.


June 3, 2011
In Real Life

Cops Tase Man With PS2 Tucked In His Pants

Cops trying to get a man to stop walking in traffic had a tougher time convincing him when they found out the dude was strapped—with a PS2.


September 1, 2010
In Real Life

Morons Arrested Stuffing Games Down Pants

Four men from New York City have been arrested after going on a video game-stealing rampage along the East Coast of the United States.


April 4, 2010
In Real Life

Here’s Where You Can Stick Your IPad

The iPad might not fit in your pocket, but you’ll find there are plenty of places around your house you can store it safely, like in my pants.