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Imagine The Legend of Zelda wasn’t a video game – imagine it was 80s teen movie directed by John Hughes. That movie would probably look a lot like this.
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…instead of Shigeru Miyamoto, it would look something like this, a blend of Sixteen Candles, The Breakfast Club and Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, in which Link, Zelda and… err, Tingle go looking for love.
First Bulletstorm took on Halo with a touching, vomit-soaked diorama. That’s good enough for Halo, but to take on Call of Duty it’ll need something meatier, like the full downloadable PC game Duty Calls.
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If the video game console wars were fought not with billions of dollars spent on marketing and exclusives, but with Power Bombs, Biggoron and Spark Shocks – and an Evil Wall with Bill Gates’s face – it might look something like this.
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