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Monday, October 19, 2009
News

Miyamoto, Asked Why Peach Isn’t Playable, Looks To Skirt Issue

3:00AM Owen Good | Oh, the eminent Nintendo designer still answered the question directly. He just said that Peach’s flowing gown would have required different programming to incorporate her as a playable character in New Super Mario Bros. Wii. See? Get it? “Skirt issue?” More »
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Wednesday, June 10, 2009
Culture

Return Of The Video Game Burlesque Girls

7:30PM Luke Plunkett | Last month, burlesque troupe Devil’s Playground performed a video game-related show in LA, with the promise of a return show during E3. Somehow, we missed it. SORRY. Thankfully, reader Jonathan did not. More »
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Sunday, February 15, 2009
Culture

Video Games’ Five Most Romantic Couples

2:00AM Owen Good | It’s Valentine’s Day, the one day in the western world U.S. (sorry, forgot about you, Amsterdam) where it’s legal to pay for sex. So here’s a very NSFW video of gaming’s top five couples.
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Friday, April 25, 2008

Peach, Samus Return To Feast Upon The Living

8:30PM Luke Plunkett | Peach and Samus? Hot. But Peach and Samus…dead? Then reanimated, and driven by a hunger for the flesh of the living? Not ho-….ah, who am I kidding. Still hot. Maybe even hotter. Samus is obviously above, with Peach after the jump, because she may be NSFW. Things look awfully decomposed down there. Still not 100% sure. More »
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