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Princess Peach Will Kill You In Precisely Seven Levels

The Ring girl crossed with Princess Peach is a terrifying thought. Consider your childhood memories — and every console connected to a screen — forever ruined. Or at least ruined for the next seven days, after which you realise you were being ridiculous.


Steampunk Princess Peach Is In Another Manor House

Should Nintendo ever work up the courage to really mess with the setting of Mario games, there are worse ideas they could have than to have the plumber fighting his way through some Dickensian clockwork castle.


Nintendo Games Turned Into Edgy, Sexy Pin-Up Pics

Artist Keith P Rein is noted for his colourful and erotically charged illustrations. What do you expect when the P in Keith P Rein stands for penis.


These Video Game Idols Put The Old In Old School

We’re all getting older, but hopefully most of us will age more gracefully than these beloved video game characters.


Let’s See What You’ve Got American Cosplayers!

You’re dead wrong if you think the West can’t cosplay. It so can. And at the recent Anime Expo in Los Angeles, America did just that: cosplay.


Nintendo Characters Covered In Plastic And Strung Out On Crack

That “on crack” bit isn’t me being rude. That’s what the guy who made these figures said – that they look like they’re on crack.



A “Shine Get” From Mario To Peach

This is what happens when Kotaku-reading Nintendo fans get engaged.



Thank You Mario! But The Daddy Is In Another Castle …

Huh. Didn’t know Bowser was also the mailman in the Mushroom Kingdom … As seen on Played Online via Hot Blooded Gaming.


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