That “on crack” bit isn’t me being rude. That’s what the guy who made these figures said – that they look like they’re on crack.
As seen on FuckYeahAlbuquerque’s tumblr, via Hawtness. And thanks for the porn, Thorax!
And Luigi. And Peach.
Huh. Didn’t know Bowser was also the mailman in the Mushroom Kingdom … As seen on Played Online via Hot Blooded Gaming.
Oh, the eminent Nintendo designer still answered the question directly. He just said that Peach’s flowing gown would have required different programming to incorporate her as a playable character in New Super Mario Bros. Wii. See? Get it? “Skirt issue?”
Last month, burlesque troupe Devil’s Playground performed a video game-related show in LA, with the promise of a return show during E3. Somehow, we missed it. SORRY. Thankfully, reader Jonathan did not.
It’s Valentine’s Day, the one day in the western world U.S. (sorry, forgot about you, Amsterdam) where it’s legal to pay for sex. So here’s a very NSFW video of gaming’s top five couples.