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You Have To Win The Game, Even Though I Didn’t

You Have to Win the Game, it tells me — it’s right there in the title! — but I just can’t. At least, not yet. I’ve tried, and with more hours to play maybe I could. But I have to admit that on first blush, this retro platformer stumped me more than once, which is awesome.

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