There isn’t really going to be a Japanese role-playing game called Tender Rondo: The Sensitive Saga or a Wii game called The Plagues Of Egypt that lets you write blood on a doorway with gesture control.

But some people would buy them.

Outside a Berkeley GameStop, recently, a team of fake games marketing team led by 1up reporter and intellectual griefer Shawn Elliott pitched a bunch of games to ordinary gamers to see just what kind of ridiculous nonsense people would buy.

Like this game, with the following absurd features: