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The final verdict is in, and Xbox Live has said no to Zombie Cow Studios’ Privates, the “educational” shooter set partly inside a woman’s vagina. No hard feelings.
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Get ready to have sex ruined for you forever, as we take a trip deep inside an infected vagina in the first level of Zombie Cow Studios’ Privates.
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No word if Microsoft has changed positions on Privates, the irreverent safe-sex-themed game still being produced for PC. Zombie Cow Studios has gone ahead with this trailer anyway. “Don’t touch it, you don’t want it growing all up your balls!”
Micro-marines in condom helmets tromping through a landscape of pubic hair will not be part of your Xbox 360 experience, according to a Microsoft statement on Privates, a title being developed for the PC and Xbox Live Arcade.
