punishment
Regulars
Today’s Punishment: Pick Your Poison
8:00AM Owen Good | We realise that one gamer’s pain is another’s pleasure, so in an effort to diversify the punishment around here, today’s session will give you several choices. More »
Regulars
Today’s Punishment: The Nintendo Cereal System
8:00AM Owen Good | Even though it’s only 30 seconds, and you’ll probably make it all the way through, today’s punishment is having that obnoxious goddamn “NIN-TEN-DO!!!!” stuck in your head for the rest of the day. More »
Regulars
Today’s Punishment: 3 Minutes Of ColecoVision Smurf Gameplay
8:00AM Owen Good | Even for its era, this was one of the all-time, mind-numbingly boringest video games ever developed. How boring? Walking into a fence could kill you. More »
Regulars
Today’s Punishment: Daisy Fuentes Pilates
8:00AM Owen Good | I’ll take it easy on you today. Some might not find this video very punishing. Then again, we are talking about Pilates, which is about as boring as watching flies screwing on a windowsill. More »
Regulars
Today’s Punishment: We Cheer, In Japanese
8:00AM Owen Good | This has a run-up of about 30 seconds, but immediately after that, you’ll be running for the nearest bottle of Texas Pete. To pour it on your eyeballs. More »
Media
Jack Thompson’s “I’m OK” Reviewed By Guy With Rain Man Voice
8:00AM Owen Good | Not sure what’s worse - the subject matter, its narration, or the fact that it is five whopping minutes of nonstop punishment. This is going to hurt you more than it hurts me. More »
Culture
Today’s Punishment: The Warriors, Set To ‘Beat It’
8:00AM Owen Good
You’ve all been very naughty readers, so the late Michael Jackson is here to spank you. Here’s a Gametrailers user’s video setting the 2005 Rockstar brawler to 1983’s rock homage to West Side Story. More »
Culture
