You’ve all been very naughty readers, so the late Michael Jackson is here to spank you. Here’s a Gametrailers user’s video setting the 2005 Rockstar brawler to 1983′s rock homage to West Side Story.
If, to feel safe and secure, you depend upon the image of the U.S. fighting man as 200 pounds of rompin’ stompin’ shitkickin’ dynamite, this might not be the video for you to watch.