This fat bastard is Ralphie May. I’ve never heard of him, but I’m assured by my American cohorts that he’s a comedian. Here’s a clip of Ralphie performing at the Spike VGAs, where he strolls onto the stage, whips the crowd into a frenzy with his poignant, biting remarks on the 360′s reliability then strolls off to a thunderous round of applause.