Red Faction: Guerrilla featured the Ostrich Hammer, which was pretty out there weapon and, if I may offer my own opinion, a beautiful thing. Now, as a reward for consumers downloading the Red Faction Armageddon trailer, Volition is giving the phrase ‘double rainbow’ a whole new meaning with Mr Toots – a weapon in the shape of a unicorn that literally reigns destruction and chaos by farting rainbows.
When the ancient alien plagued colonised of the planet Mars meet a popular Norwegian New Wave band, there can be only one outcome: Pipe wrench fight!
In Red Faction: Armageddon, Darius Mason does indeed open up an ancient shaft on the surface of Mars, awakening a long-dormant alien race from its slumber to kill his fellow colonists in droves, but it’s not his fault. He was tricked.
Remember when we told you that Mr Toots, a wee unicorn with a powerful, rainbow-spraying ass, would come to Red Faction: Armageddon? Well, here’s your official confirmation from THQ who also reveals how we’ll get our hands on Mr. Toots incredibly destructive rectum.
Ten years ago the original Red Faction gave PlayStation 2, PC and Mac gamers their first taste of the future of humanity on Mars. Developer Volition explains how the three games before led up to next month’s Red Faction: Armageddon.
Players will be waiting an extra week to stave off the alien invasion of Mars as THQ pushes Red Faction: Armageddon from May 31 to June 7, June 10 internationally. The Xbox 360 demo is still hitting May 3.