PC

Game Of Thrones: The Kotaku Review

I’ll confess: I really wanted to start this review with a choice quote from George R R Martin’s A Song of Ice and Fire novels. “Winter is coming” is played, I just did a riff on “You Know Nothing, Jon Snow” the other week… maybe a less common one, like, “Jon Snow flexed his sword hand” or something.


April 27, 2012
PC

That Game About Dating Disabled Girls Is Excellent (And You Should Play It)

When I first heard that a visual novel centered around dating girls with physical disabilities was being made, my first thought was “only in Japan”. Of course, I was completely wrong. While made in the style of a typical Japanese visual novel — and even based on a Japanese sketch — Katawa Shoujo was created by a group of fans from all over the world who met on the message board 4chan.


April 3, 2012
In Real Life

Watch This Woman Sing A Video Game Review

Some video game assessments break down the graphics, sound and music of a new release. Functional, maybe, but a little soulless. Other reviews — like the ones that run on GamePeople — use the different forms of sketch comedy, songwriting and radio plays to get at the heart of what makes a game worth caring about. Now, the unconventional content from GamePeople will be making the leap from the screen to the stage.


March 3, 2012
PC

Backhanded Box Quotes: ‘I Hope The Man Who Created This Game Burns In Hell’

Welcome to “Backhanded Box Quotes” a collection of super pissed-off user reviews from people just like you! Whoa, whoa, don’t take that personal.


Nintendo

The Last Story: The Kotaku Review

In 1987, a young director by the name of Hironobu Sakaguchi was charged with making a game for his small game company, Square. Up until this point the company had had moderate success with racing and platforming games, but it was clear to all that Sakaguchi’s game was likely to be his — if not the company’s — final project. And as he had always wanted to make a fantasy game along the lines of Ultima and Wizardry, he named the game Final Fantasy.


November 17, 2011
In Real Life

Review Scores Are Broken — Here Are Some Sensible Solutions

Kotaku AU

Reviews score eh? First there was the outcry over Eurogamer’s 8/10 Uncharted 3 review (a review that I personally really enjoyed reading) and then Gamespot’s 7.5/10 for Skyward Sword. Bloody review scores — everyone knows they’re broken. Kotaku reader and GameTaco stalwart Smoolander has some top notch ideas about how we change them!


November 14, 2011
In Real Life

Guess Which Excited Sentence Belongs To Which Video Game Review

With the end of the year approaching, and the inevitable “Best of 2011″ lists along with it, Mitch Krpata’s Insult Swordfighting has taken a look at some of the year’s biggest game reviews.


October 29, 2011
PlayStation

Should Game Developers Speak Out On Reviews?

Kotaku AU

Uncharted 3 has done pretty darn well, going by the hive mind judgement of Metacritic. All but three outlets gave the game a score of nine or above. Of the sites to assign the game an 8 or less, Eurogamer is arguably the one with the highest profile — a profile significant enough for the game’s lead designer, Richard Lemarchand, to speak about it.


October 26, 2011
Uncategorized

That Uncharted 3 Review Everyone’s Talking About

I’ve noticed a bit of an internet scuffle breaking out over Simon Parkin’s 8/10 review of Uncharted 3 for Eurogamer. “Uncharted 3 is the most exciting game in the world,” he writes, “but only until you deviate from the script.”


October 20, 2011
In Real Life

If I Never Write Another Review As Long As I Live, I’ll Die A Happy Man

Kotaku AU

Every now and then I’ll get an email, hidden in my inbox. Sometimes it’s just a comment, sitting amongst a horde of others in a story I’ve written. “Why doesn’t Kotaku Australia write its own reviews?” It’ll say.