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Nintendo

Club Nintendo Calendar Invents A New Month

12:30PM December 23, 2011 | Owen Good

Announced this summer, Club Nintendo’s gifts were customarily dumped on, then turned out to be not that bad. For the platinum level, anyway. Elite level members had to settle for a desk calendar. And one containing a new month, between October and December, named “Nobember.” More »


PC

I Am Alive Creator Insists He’s Not Opposed To PC Port

4:20AM November 25, 2011 | Owen Good

Yesterday, Stanislas Mettra was quoted by IncGamers as saying some, well, very inflammatory things about why I Am Alive, the upcoming downloadable title for Xbox 360 and PS3, didn’t have a PC port. Mettra’s now written us — not to give the usual misquoted, or out-of-context dodge — but that if his words sound a little extreme, it’s because he is not a native English speaker. More »


PC

I Am Alive Creator Pisses Off PC Gamers

3:30PM November 24, 2011 | Owen Good

Here’s a heartwarming tale full of good holiday cheer. In an interview with IncGamers, Stanislas Mettra, the creative director behind Ubisoft’s thought-provoking survival tale I Am Alive said chances of a PC port are about zero because a) um, piracy and b) lol, nobody buys PC games anymore. More »


News

Modern Warfare 3 Developer Pleads For Better Metascores, Discovers That’s A Stupid Idea

1:00PM November 18, 2011 | Owen Good

Why someone from Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 developer Sledgehammer would consider its fan-voted Metacritic score worth a get-out-the-vote tweet is utterly beyond me. It is by far the most polarising title among gaming’s annual releases, so a user score of 1.7 is probably to be expected, given how much gaming’s snobs cognoscenti despise all that it stands for. More »


PC

Pirates Unwelcome At Swedish Games Expo

10:00AM November 7, 2011 | Owen Good

Sweden’s Pirate Party had a booth all paid for at this weekend’s Gamex, the nation’s largest video games expo, until someone from Gamex came to their senses, phoned the pirates and said GTFO. The real head-scratcher is why, as Piratpartiet says, they were invited in the first place. More »


In Real Life

Bikini Babes, Midgets And Condoms Get A British Retailer Uninvited To Game Awards Show

10:30AM October 28, 2011 | Owen Good

Someone forgot to tell Grainger Games that the Games Media Awards are not the David Hasselhoff Roast. The games seller showed up at the UK gala with bikini-clad models, midgets, a giant orange Hummer and branded condoms and are henceforth retailer non grata, say organisers. More »


PC

EVE Apostates Receive A Deep Fiasco-Inspired Discount

3:00PM October 14, 2011 | Owen Good

Last week, the game’s CEO prostrated himself before the mercy of the community last week; this week, EVE Online declared it is offering deep discounts to those whose subscriptions to the sci-fi MMO lapsed before or during the unpleasantness of the summer. More »


In Real Life

NBA’s 2011 Alternate Uniforms — If They’re Ever Worn — Are Leaked By NBA 2K12

1:30PM October 13, 2011 | Owen Good

Hooray for PC versions of sports games! Some enterprising hackers have picked apart the code for NBA 2K12 and found the secret alternate jerseys that should be revealed this year if, you know, the NBA and its players get their act together and solve this lockout mess. More »


News

ModernWarfare3.com Now Goes To Modern Warfare 3′s Website

5:00AM October 10, 2011 | Owen Good

At last, the long, sordid saga of ModernWarfare3.com has come to an end, one month before the game’s release, with lessons learnt for all sides. More »


PC

EVE Online Boss Grovels For Forgiveness After A Summer Of Fiascoes

2:30PM October 6, 2011 | Owen Good

Wracked by boneheaded decisions involving game expansions and the sale of virtual goods, EVE Online’s community has been in an uproar for several months. The outrage was so loud that the game’s publisher has prostrated himself begging forgiveness, with a 1,500-word self-flagellating unconditional apology. More »