Look! It’s a rare, collectible, plush squirrel! Do you even need me to tell you what game this an Amazon-exclusive pre-order goody for? No, of course you don’t, not because it’s obvious, but because you will buy ANYTHING to get your hands on a rare, collectible….did we mention collectible? A rare, collectible, plush squirrel. This isn’t just some average, run-of-the-mill, mass-production plush squirrel. You don’t give a squirrel like this to a baby and let it chew on it for hours. No. This is a vacuum-sealed in a glass case squirrel. *drools*
