Xbox

Saints Row’s Dildo Bat: More Than Two Million Served

Since its introduction two weeks ago in Saints Row: The Third, the game’s four-foot long dildo bat — nom de guerre: “The Penetrator” — has killed more than two million citizens of Steelport, publisher THQ said in announcing a stat-tracking capability that charts all the mayhem taking place in the open-world crime game.


November 23, 2011
In Real Life

Like Rich Wine And Sharp Cheese, Some Games Just Go Well Together

I’ve noticed over the years that I enjoy playing games in pairs, coupling them like a fine wine and a dry, aged cheese. (Or a hoppy beer and a slice of spicy pizza, if you prefer.) I’ve got professional obligations now that I didn’t have in the past, but all the same, I find that I tend to experience my gaming two games at a time.


November 19, 2011
PC

Saints Row: The Third: The Kotaku Review

Kanye West’s “Power” plays a central, recurring role in Volition’s new open-world crime game Saints Row: The Third. The tune has been featured in the game’s exhaustive promotional materials, plays regularly on its in-game radio stations, and makes bookending appearances in the single-player campaign. Considering the song’s lyrics and the man who wrote them, Volition couldn’t have chosen a more appropriate theme song.


November 18, 2011
In Real Life

Watch One Of Saints Row: The Third’s Most Out-There Gags

This week, I’ve been sharing a few short videos to give a sense of what Saints Row: The Third is all about. We’ve seen a chaotic way to start your day, how to customise your radio stations, and how fun the character creator is, especially with The Zombie Option. For the last video of the week, I wanted to show something a little different.


November 17, 2011
PC

In Saints Row: The Third, Always Bet On Zombie

This week, I’ve been sharing some videos of Volition’s new (tremendously fun) open-world crime game Saints Row: The Third. On Monday, we saw how I start each day in Steelport, and yesterday I showed a cool refinement of its custom radio stations.


PlayStation

Buy Saints Row: The Third On PS3, Get Saints Row 2 For Free

Sony has announced that new purchasers of the PS3 version of Saints Row: The Third (or anyone with an online pass) will get a free digital copy of Saints Row 2 and all of its DLC. The offer will last for 90 days, or until February 13, 2012.


November 16, 2011
Uncategorized

Saints Row: The Third’s Best New Musical Feature

Yesterday, I showed you a video of how I begin my day in Saints Row: The Third. I called said it was emblematic of the game–one sequence that sums up the total experience. Saints Row: The Third is full of such moments. Many of them involve skydiving, or tigers.


PlayStation

This Is Your Saints Row The Third Launch Trailer

In pro wrestling, a chair shot is when you hit someone with a metal folding chair, usually in the head area. You’ll see one of those in the Saints Row the Third clip, along with all manner of open-world madness. Since it’s out today, you can get your gangstafied crazy on right now.


November 15, 2011
In Real Life

Start Your Day The Saints Row Way

Aah, morning. Such a lovely time of day, when the world feels new and possibilities are endless. I usually start the day by having some coffee and reading the news. That’s how I start my day in real life, anyway. In Saints Row: The Third, I tend to start things with a little bit more… immediacy.


November 14, 2011
PC

Pimp Out Team Fortress 2 With Some Saints Row Preorder Bling

If you’d like a free insane costume for the Heavy in Team Fortress 2, you have about two days to pick it up. It also helps if you want Saints Row :The Third on PC, as that’s what you have to preorder to grab it.