sarah palin

Governor Sarah Palin Is Air Milf

4:00AM Mike Fahey | With the election proper only a day away, gamers’ thoughts naturally turn to one thing – video games featuring Republican vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin. Comedy Central has us covered with Air Milf, an action-filled shooter in which the Governor of Alaska takes out wolves from a helicopter with a high-powered rifle. The key to success lies in stringing together headshots, with the point value rising with each successful kill. While the creators earn points for the dramatic musical score, they lose said points immediately after due to not having the actual Airwolf theme. More »

Sarah Palin in Rock Band 2

10:00AM Owen Good | Oh, you thought we were done with the Sarah Palin shit? Well think again, my friends. After last Sunday’s post about Palin in video games, reader Marion D. sent me three screens showing his band’s lead singer in Rock Band 2. Oh gosh, can she rock it or what? You betcha. Just make sure she doesn’t sing any of Heart’s greatest hits, should they ever become available. Two more pics on the jump. More »

Sarah Palin, in Video Games

9:00AM Owen Good | All you guys told me STFU this morning and post about video games, not politics. Well, suck it. Pwn or Die has a half-dozen shoops of everyone’s favourite fappable vice presidential candidate, and I must say, the Samus costume is quite fetching. But good God, she looks like a dude — Rudy Giuliani with a wig, actually — in that lollipop GTA IV rendering. Guys if you’re gonna do it, do it right, Palin never steps foot in public without her indestructible updo. The full gallery is on the jump. UPDATE: Reader Nick R. supplies box art for Cabela’s Alaskan Adventures: Sarah Palin Edition. Is this a retail box drop or DLC for a 2-year-old title? Oh. God, I’m tempted to tag this post rumour just for the hell of it. More »

The First Sarah Palin Game

10:40PM Brian Ashcraft | And it’s a flash game. A UK-based dev is behind Polar Palin, which has players take on the role of a polar bear who’s out to blow up oil rigs and campaign military tanks. Says the game’s site: More »

David Jaffe On Sarah Palin

1:00PM Brian Ashcraft | We gotta give it to God of War creator David Jaffe: Dude speaks his mind. Says what he honestly thinks. And he doesn’t pull any punches. In a recent video blog, the game developer offers his opinion on John McCain’s Vice President pick, Sarah Palin: The VP pick… When I found out about McCain’s VP pick, I was like, “Okay, look, there’s no way the Republicans are happy about this at all”. And there you go, they’re raving like this is some great choice. So if anyone who’s watching this is a Republican, please comment and explain to me… You know, it doesn’t seem like the Hillary thing is gonna work for most women. I can’t imagine most women, or voters in general, although certainly women in this case, are going to say, “We didn’t get Hillary, we’ll vote for this lady. I think she’s, you know, kind of cute. She’s the perfect definition of a MILF. Not to, you know, disparage her or anything. I’m not trying to sort of make it about that, but it’s like that’s what I see when I look at her. I didn’t love Hillary but I looked at her and I saw experience and intelligence… you look at this woman and you see a MILF. That’s what you see. Her experience doesn’t really seem to indicate that she would be all that great as a vice-president and certainly not a president. What are they thinking? The more important question is why am I seeing so many Republicans saying this is great? Video clip below, Jaffe starts talking about Palin at about 3 minutes 40 seconds in. More »