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Screw Attack’s Top Ten Ninjas
11:30AM Mike Fahey | I don’t think any of the Ninja in Screw Attack’s Top Ten Ninja(s) actually deserve to be on the list. Sure, they’re all good at doing whatever it is that they do, but come on, top ninja? You can see them! To be a top ninja you have to start your training early, slipping out of your mother’s womb in the dead of night to avoid being detected by the doctor’s special “look at the baby in your tummy” device. Amateurs. More »
Screwattack’s Ten Worstest Mario Games
10:20PM Luke Plunkett | Mario’s been in loads of games. No, not loads, tonnes. Like, over 200, and we’re still counting. Scattered amongst that catalogue are some of the medium’s finest games, yeah, but also some of its stinkiest pieces of crap. This video celebrates that crap. Mario 2’s presence is a bit harsh, as is including the fantastic Mario’s Early Years, but on the whole this is a refreshing sprint back through the shitty side of memory lane. More »
