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Screw Attack’s Top Ten Ninjas

11:30AM August 30, 2007 | Mike Fahey

I don’t think any of the Ninja in Screw Attack’s Top Ten Ninja(s) actually deserve to be on the list. Sure, they’re all good at doing whatever it is that they do, but come on, top ninja? You can see them! To be a top ninja you have to start your training early, slipping out of your mother’s womb in the dead of night to avoid being detected by the doctor’s special “look at the baby in your tummy” device. Amateurs.

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Screwattack’s Ten Worstest Mario Games

10:20PM August 15, 2007 | Luke Plunkett

Mario’s been in loads of games. No, not loads, tonnes. Like, over 200, and we’re still counting. Scattered amongst that catalogue are some of the medium’s finest games, yeah, but also some of its stinkiest pieces of crap. This video celebrates that crap. Mario 2′s presence is a bit harsh, as is including the fantastic Mario’s Early Years, but on the whole this is a refreshing sprint back through the shitty side of memory lane. More »


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ScrewAttack Announces Iron-Man Of Gaming Tournament

3:00AM August 6, 2007 | Kotaku US Edition

ScrewAttack.com founders and video moguls Handsome Tom and Stuttering Craig are spreading their wings and joining up with Video Gamers League to present The Iron-Man of Gaming Tournament. The competition will take place during the Summer 2007 CPL Championships which happens Thursday, August 30 to Sunday, September 2, 2007 (Labour Day Weekend) at the Hilton Anatole hotel in Dallas, Texas. Craig and Tom’s take on gaming tournaments is a little different from the usual in that players will compete in a variety of games rather than just one.

Unlike other tournaments where a player is judged on his skills in a single game, the Iron-Man tests a player’s skills across all eras and all genres. Player will be awarded points on six games – three classic and three current. Each game is weighted equally and the player with the most total points will be declared the Iron-Man winning $US1000 cash and the Iron-Man championship belt.

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