News

Facebook Games More Likely To Please A Woman Than Sex

Hold your manhoods cheap, guys. Doritos, of all things, surveyed girl gamers and found that they’re more likely to get off on video games – worse yet, Facebook video games – than doing it with you.


July 15, 2011
PlayStation

Spot The Difference In House Of The Dead: Overkill Extended Cut Covers

It’s obviously much colder in North America than it is in Europe. Spotted on the US and Euro PlayStation blogs by reader tomo_cjt.


June 21, 2011
In Real Life

Non-Emergent Sex In Emergent Technology

In this excerpt from his book The Erotic Engine, Patchen Barss talks about one part of the future of pornography and sex on the internet: video games.


June 1, 2011
In Real Life

Wizard Needs Dick, Badly!

Picking up dudes for sex with…Gauntlet references.


May 24, 2011
PC

Watch A Woman Strip Naked Using Only Magic!

I could tell there was a sex scene brewing in The Witcher 2 when Geralt of Rivia and his comely redheaded sorceress companion Triss stumbled upon this ancient Elven bathhouse, and I wasn’t planning on sharing the resulting NSFW video. Then Triss tapped into the vast mystical forces of the universe to remove her clothing.


May 13, 2011
News

How Working At The ESRB Can Be The Best Job In The World

The Entertainment Software Ratings Board used to manually assess the content of the games it was awarding a classification to. Now, computers do most of the work. Which must be a bummer to anyone hoping to get a job there.


May 3, 2011
In Real Life

Nothing Says Mario Like $US465 Latex

Those blue overalls. The red shirt. All in latex. The only thing that’s missing is a rear-front crotch zip. Oh, Etsy seller Shhhcouture will add that, too, for only $US14!


April 26, 2011
PC

World Of Warcraft May Be The Future Of Online Dating

Dating sites are always looking for a method of matching people up with dates they’ll actually like in real life. But World of Warcraft may already have found it.


April 11, 2011
PC

Tear Off Clothes With Akiba’s Trip Stripping Browser Game

In Akiba’s Trip, players are tasked with tearing random strangers’ clothes off in order to discern who is a vampire (and who is embarrassed). Forget garlic, in Akiba’s Trip stripping is you finding out who’s a bloodsucker.


April 8, 2011
In Real Life

Very Good Reason Why Video Game Characters Shouldn’t Get Naked

I have my own theory on video game sex: it looks like two mailboxes clanging together. BioShock creator Ken Levine has something a little more humanoid in mind.