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Nothing says Happy Holidays like a beloved mascot character giving in to angst and peeing on a friend’s belongings. “How The Hedgehog Stole Christmas” is a Christmas video that explores a slightly darker Shadow the Hedgehog than the gun-toting gangsta Sega has transformed him into. Basically he goes completely apeshit, urinates on Amy’s floor, and is seemingly about to forcibly take Cream’s mother until a child’s voice brings redemption. Thanks Bryan for pointing this out, and allowing me to transfer my disturbing fascination with Cream into a more socially acceptable obsession with her mom. Hooray!
Mark G. sent along a link to the Sega-themed episode of his show Geek Eats!. I laughed (it’s been a long week), though I have to wonder if some people don’t have too much time on their hands; still, it’s a better way to spend a few minutes than watching 95% of the current offerings on Food Network. You can catch more episodes over at his Geek Eats website.
