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Like Any Good Army Training Film, This One For Sniper Elite Features Testicle Damage
The series “13 Ways to Die” just took up the subject of Sniper Elite V2 and, though we’ve seen exploding testicles and other grisly slow-motion demises already, they weren’t presented in the form of a propaganda film from WWII, with a jaunty ragtime accompaniment. It’s a cracking good morale booster for our boys over there. Pip pip.
Backhanded Box Quotes: ‘A Steaming Pile Of Mundanity’
Welcome to “Backhanded Box Quotes”, a collection of super pissed-off user reviews from people just like you! Whoa, whoa, don’t take that personally.
Let’s Watch Nazis Get Shot In The Balls By A Sniper
When I posted a clip from Sniper Elite V2 the other day, I was focused on one thing: killing Germans. So I shot for the head, and I shot for the heart. Both were poor choices.
NSFW: These Video Game Shootings Might Gross You Out A Little
The recently-released Sniper Elite V2 is, for want of a more in-depth review, a pretty lacklustre third-person stealth/action game punctuated by moments of extreme excitement.
Preorder This Game And Adolf Hitler Dies
In April of 1945 the dictator of Nazi Germany took his own life in order to avoid capture by the Red Army during the Battle of Berlin. The move left millions feeling as if they were cheated out of an opportunity. The preorder bonus for Rebellion’s Sniper Elite V2 gives customers a chance to make up for unspent bullets.
