In Real Life

How China Nerualysed Men In Black 3 [Spoilers]

The Chinese government sure doesn’t like when China or Chinese people look bad. That’s apparently the motivation for cutting scenes from Hollywood flick Men in Black 3.


May 17, 2012
PC

Diablo III’s Whimsical Secret [Spoiler]

Remember back when everyone complained about the bright colours and rainbows appearing in the latest instalment of Diablo? Blizzard does. Blizzard never forgets. You’ll never forget it either, so don’t click here unless you want one of the game’s more entertaining secrets revealed.


November 22, 2011
Nintendo

Shigeru Miyamoto Was Right: Zelda Is 50-100 Hours Long

Back in September, Nintendo’s top game creator, Shigeru Miyamoto, thrilled fans and intimidated busy people by claiming that the the new Zelda, the Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword would last 50-100 hours.


November 17, 2011
PC

The End Of Revelations And The Future Of Assassin’s Creed

This year’s Assassin’s Creed was supposed to answer lots of questions. It answered some and raises some new ones.


August 12, 2011
In Real Life

Spoiler Alert: People Like Spoilers

We live in an era of extreme spoiler-phobia. Be it television, movies, novels, or video games, the speedy connectivity of social media has conditioned us to live in fear of ruining one another’s fun. We add spoiler warnings to even the most mundane details, even when the subject of the discussion is years old.


July 6, 2011
In Real Life

The GameFAQs Of 1994 Was Way Cooler

These days, if you’re stuck in a game, you hit the internet. YouTube and GameFAQs are your best friends. Back in the 1990s, things weren’t so simple!


In Real Life

A New, Wonderful Portal 2 Music Video

Yes this Portal 2 video is packed to the gills with spoilers so look away if you’re not into that sort of thing. Look away and watch a video of a kitten playing with a potato. DO IT. For the rest of you, watch this video it’s so great.


June 4, 2011
Retro

The Unexpected, Excellent Descent Homage On My Xbox 360

If I told you which very modern game includes a surprise Descent homage, that’d be a spoiler.


May 21, 2011
Nintendo

The Ending Of Conduit 2 Is Worth At Least Twenty-Six Cents

Developer High Voltage Software is currently embroiled in some controversy over their reaction to Joystiq’s Conduit 2 review. How could a game that ends this brilliantly get such a low score? In case the title didn’t tip you off, spoilers.


May 9, 2011
PC

He Co-Wrote Portal 2. Who Is His Favorite Character?

Valve lead writer Erik Wolpaw lent his clever pen to sci-fi shooter Portal 2. If you’ve played the game (this post has spoilers!), you might have your favourite character. Wolpaw does.