newVideoPlayer("OrganicFruitFucker.flv", 506, 423","); You guys seemed to like my horrific take on an organic Fruit Fucker so much I thought you might want to see what the little beast looks like in motion. Sadly, there’s no option to drop an orange… or small child into the circle with your critter. What do you think? Should this be my entry into the Celebrity Spore-Off?
Electronic Arts recently asked me to participate in a bit of Sporelebrity.
The publisher handed out 50 or so copies of the Spore Creature Creator to a bunch of celebrities (and me) and asked them to create a single, marvellous creature. This eclectic selection of creatures will then be posted on an Electronic Arts site for people to vote on next week. The winner gets $US 15,000 donated to the charity of his or her choice.
I’ve been able to cobble together a short list of some of the folks I’m competing against:
Stan Lee Richard Branson David Lynch Ellijah Wood Kevin Rose Mark Cuban Curt Schilling Kent Nichols Robert Scoble Veronica Belmont Carlos Santana Bijou Phillips Flight of the Conchords
Good thing none of these people are rich, powerful or creative… man I’m screwed. Maybe I should take the low road and create a giant penis creature? Neah, it’s too much fun making abominations to God.
